Invited My Mother Over

Damn, apparently I had to work today. I didn’t realize that my schedule changed when I got my new promotion, so I decided to just take a vacation day instead of going in today. There was no chance in hell I was ready for my first day on the job as a C-Lister... Anyways, I took the day off and invited my mother to see my home. She loved my pet frog, Baxter. I still gotta find a name for the other one. I tried to offer her some lunch, but she wasn’t hungry. So, I’m just talking with her and eating a hot dog right now, and afterwards I think I’m gonna head downtown to see what kind of in-home bars are available.