Promoted to C-Lister!

Oh yeah, baby! This bad boy just got promoted to, C-Lister! It’s about flippin time! I am now making 40 bucks an hour and gotta bonus of $541. Hell yeah! I am one happy camper! Oh, and to top it off... I got a cool new rug! That’s right my employer gave me a friggin rug as a part of my promotion. I placed it next to my front door, and it looks pretty damn snappy. I guess this means it’s time to bleed the liver and celebrate with some cold drinks! I hear the Blue Velvet calling my name like beautiful music passing through my ears!