Promoted to Opening Act!

Yes, yes, yes! All that bitching I did about my job earlier today, well... I got a flippin promotion! Woo! I’ve now officially earned the title of, “Opening Act!” Oh, I’m so excited to find out what my new tasks will be. I start my training tomorrow. Even better, I got a $14 increase in my paycheck! I also got a bonus of $595! I feel pretty damn good. Unfortunately, I won’t be going out to celebrate tonight because I did work a couple hours overtime and I’m just pooped. I was even too worn out to make a quality meal, so I just cooked up a microwave dinner for my late night supper instead. Now, I’m just watching some TV, and then I’m gonna crash.